- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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