- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy Popcorn

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man sad His got raped

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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