- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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