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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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