- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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