How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Death by kayak

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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