Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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