- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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