- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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