- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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