- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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