If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Asian women drivers...

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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