Your sex life.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Who is it?

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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