- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

i hate non minorities!

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Dead girls can't say no.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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