two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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