A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

WNBA

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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