- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

pull my finger (farts)

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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