How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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anti jokes are really funny

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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A black person dies.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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