- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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