- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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