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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

field day?

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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