- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

whats green and slimy? green slim

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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