I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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