A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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