What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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