- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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