You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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