- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Barack Obama

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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