What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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