- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

what goes boo a sock

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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