- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

The Big Band Theory

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What is 9+10? 19

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

God is real.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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