- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

The Big Band Theory

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What is 9+10? 19

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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