I have an idea! You leave.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

No it doesnt..

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...