knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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