- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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