Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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penis in the camel

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A blind man watches TV

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Bitch

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Whats funny? Your face.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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