Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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