- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

haha black people :D

Where's my baby??

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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