- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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