A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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America

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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