- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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