What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Neither have I

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Knock knock. Its open.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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