- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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