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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

The Labour Party.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Whats 1+1? window!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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