Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

I literally died laughing

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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