- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Corn Muffins

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A jew enters a mall.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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