- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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