Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Click here to end the world.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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