- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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