A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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