did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A jew enters a mall.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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