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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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