Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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