Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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