Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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