Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

autistic kids rock

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Anti Joke

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