- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

what do you call a black guy african american

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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