- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

womens rights.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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