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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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