- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Mooses

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Alchohol.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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