- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why so serious ?

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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