Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

I have cancer. And you're next.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

I'm homeless.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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