kieran is a homosexual

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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