- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

this website is a bad joke

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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