Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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