- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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