- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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