- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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