- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Justin Bieber.

No your aunties a joke

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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