I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Your mom.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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