Neither did she.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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