Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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