Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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