- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

what this: b a dead one of these: p

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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