How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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