- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Tilt your screen back .

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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