What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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