- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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