- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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