- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

So a bar walks into a man...

whats gay and american? a gay american

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

white or wheat? wheat please.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

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