Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Women's rights.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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