- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How about that airline food?

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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