- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

why did the zebra cross the road?

Guess what? You guessed it.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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