- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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