Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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How about that airline food?

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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