- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Dude man, I'm high...

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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