Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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