How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Anti Joke

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