How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Anti Joke

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