- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What are annoying? Ads.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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