- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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