What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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