- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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