What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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I shot a bitch.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Where's the soap?

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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