a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Women's Rights

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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