Justin Bieber

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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